January 10, 2017 · 1:55 pm
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A dozen nightmares of cleaning and maintaining a home.

  1. Tear up hardwood floors moving furniture.
  2. Destroy appliances with vacuum cleaner.
  3. Scratch LCD flat screen with duster.
  4. Blemish carpeting with cleaners such as bleach.
  5. Tear out wiring to entertainment center while moving components.
  6. Overstuff cabinets and drawer till they break.
  7. Power wash, scrub off, and scratch, antique protective coatings and paint from furniture.
  8. Damage drywall while jerking electrical cord of vacuum cleaner around corner.
  9. Put in Dishwasher antique and collector tins, then washing off the painted on advertisements.
  10. Destroy lawnmowers while using wrong fuel, and riding over ground obstacles.
  11. Poison, pull out, or cut plants, which stop erosion on critical areas.
  12. Break items to disrepair while using the wrong tools.
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2 responses to “A dozen nightmares of cleaning and maintaining a home.”

  1. Sammy
    January 30, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    Number 6 is my specialty!

    Reply

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